Welcome to a blog that serves absolutely no purpose other than to exist. There is no theme. No lesson. No plot. Just 500 words of pure confusion held together by sentence structure and mild human curiosity.
Let’s begin with a fact that nobody needed: the average person will walk past at least 36 spiders in their lifetime without ever knowing it. That means somewhere out there is a spider that has stared at you like you were the weird one.
Also, who decided that salad needs to be cold? Warm salad exists. No one talks about it. Society isn’t ready.
Here’s another question: why do we always try to catch something when it falls even if it’s clearly going to shatter on our bones like a brick made of regret? Nobody has ever successfully caught a full glass of juice with one hand and survived emotionally.
And now, a short list of things humans pretend to understand but absolutely don’t:
- How to refold a map
- The function of 90% of TV remote buttons
- The stock market
- The correct amount of pasta to cook
- Why the printer only jams when you’re in a rush
- Why cereal tastes different at night
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They do not connect to salads, spiders, or printers — but they are here, as requested, like confused guests at the wrong event.
Moving on.
Why do food crumbs multiply when you try to wipe them up with your hand? One crumb becomes seven crumbs. Science has no answer. Crumbs are immortal.
Why is yawning contagious? Why is it never socially acceptable to take the last slice of pizza — even if everyone clearly wants someone to take it? Why do we say “I slept great” but look like a bin bag with hair?
And why is it that every group chat has:
- One person who never replies
- One person who replies only with GIFs
- One person who texts novels
- One person who only responds after 3–5 business days
- One person who says “who’s this?” every six months
Some final questions no one asked for but will now think about anyway:
- If tomatoes are fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?
- Why does every pen disappear except the one that doesn’t work?
- Why do we say “back in my day” like it was so long ago when we mean 2016?
- Why is the word “queue” just “q” followed by silent letters waiting politely?
And most importantly:
Why do we always check the fridge twice — as if new food spawns after the first inspection?